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How to Eat a Pop Tart

Good morning this morning! 


Serious question for you...

How are you supposed to eat a pop tart?

Fear not, this is not a trick question, but a practical one.


So... how?


Duh...

Upside down

Some like to argue this...

All I can say is that you have been designed to eat such foods this way.


Facts

Such foods - yes! 

  • Sugar cookies

  • Frosted Brownies

  • Cinnamon Rolls

  • Cupcakes (if you're gangster!)

  • Are you gangster?

  • Donuts

  • Frosted Lemon Bars (my mom's are better than your mom's!)

  • Eclairs

  • Frosted Sugar Cookie Bars



.... need I continue?

Okay... if you're still not convinced, in relation to where your mouth is... where do the tastebuds find themselves.


No really... where are your tastebuds?


Duh....

On the bottom of your mouth! 

Okay.. let me close with this argument


On a slice of cake, how many times have you gutted the insides and left ONLY the frosting?


You did this so you could just consume the frosting and it not be all F'd up with the cake...


So... 

.... so that you could only taste the frosting goodness! 


But, but, what about all the sprinkles?..

Look, if that shit falls off when it tips over...

well then it wasn't meant to go in your mouth.. 

;)


How do you eat a frosted food treat?

Have you ever tried it upside down?


Game changer! 


Have a grateful weekend! 



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